4 February 2012, 3:50 pm
Also, I am Obama. Michelle threw me out because I was cheating on her with Tyler Perry, Tiger Woods, and Chris Rock. She changed the locks on me, and I can't get back in. How can I break in there so I can get Tyler's stuff back, he won't speak to me until I get his stuff back and Michelle won't let me in. Also, I had that guy who gave me that cut during that basketball game shot. Don't mess with the Barack-Man!... Read More »